Confidential DPU Document (Do Not Publicize)
DPU Agent Directive
Case File 862542
Greetings DPU Informant "A.YourSuffix" (This will be your alias for this directive)If you're reading this, it means you've been chosen for a mission that cannot be publicly disclosed, or shared locally or online (failure to abide by this will result in the immediate elimination of your mortality by a DPU trained Smurf Operative)The Current Analysis:With the current landscape of the entrepreneurial Elites there's a suspicious anomaly where the majority of them have produced duplicates of each other's methods, resulting in an instability in the digital marketing economyFinancially this causes an imbalance in capital and a gigantic wave of misinformationYour mission, should you decide to accept it, is to infiltrate The Cyberspace Entrepreneurial World, Build A New Ideology that restores balance to the Capital and Information digital marketing economy, infiltrate the European and US Elites, and destroy them from the inside using DPU's Indoctrination Conditioning ProtocolTo effectively achieve this outcome you need to build a business with an ideology that is established as the all authority in it's market, and ensure it makes at least $180,000-$360,000 annuallyWe've ran the market calculations, and we've determined this is sufficient to derail the market and restore economic as well as information orderIf you accept, you will be enrolled as a student at DPU for Societal Indoctrination rooted Copywriting, Subconscious Programming Content Frameworks, and Market Differentiation Sales Mechanisms, training
Chapter 1.2
New Beginnings: 4th Era 84 B.C
Weeks go by, and you find yourself in a tiny hamlet amongst the hills, now far from home..Upon entering you're met with nothing but the howling wind and what seems to be an empty village squareWondering where to turn, you see a house wit a door askew, and in the feint light emanating from the inside, you see a tiny face quickly slip back insideYour first instinct is to go knock on the doorAt first you're met with suspicion, but then the kind old hermit living inside warms up to you..Upon hearing you're curious as to why the hamlet is so silent, the old hermit pulls you in close and whispers "A Skinwalker is among us. It eats man and beast alike, and everyone has retreated to their homes in fear of being attacked out of nowhere"You let out a tiny gasp in surprise, and before you can say anything else, the hermit takes out a glowing orb from his flamboyant robe, puts it in your hand, and says the following:"In this orb lies the answer to rooting out and defeating the monster, but I am old and weak, so only a young adventurer can defeat it. All you need to do is hold onto the orb tightly with both your hands, and you'll gain the power to defeat it"You look at the old hermit with skepticism, but you decide to humor him for a second.."And what powers will I gain?""Many things", the old man saysBefore you can reply, he starts listing them.."You'll gain knowledge most of those you encounter in your travels could never know exists, and as long as you act upon this knowledge you'll gain riches beyond most human comprehension""You'll gain influence comparative to that of a King's power, you'll learn how to bend society itself to your will, and most importantly, you will gain devoted followers who hang onto your every word and some will even worship the ground you walk on""But they will not do so out of malice or because you cast a vile spell on them, no..They will do so because you will become a great leader worth following"]{green}"If you do not do this, this town will be destroyed by the Skinwalker and your story will end here, but if you do, you will build a legacy that will be recorded in the archives of history, for as long as they exist"Will you hold onto the orb?
DPU Smurf Operative Onboarding
Access Clasified
Tarush ProspeX
Status: Active
Didacts: 160
Attributes:
Ludvig CC
Status: Active
Didacts: 0
Attributes:
Relationship Simplified
A comprehensive masterclass on romantic social dynamics, including real life case studiesHow to spot toxicity, how to diagnose mental illness, and how to analyse circumstanctial events to know when you need to exit the situationDidact Cost: 500
How To Overthrow A Nation (Pending)
A comprehensive masterclass on societal control, regulation, and stabilityIncludes a full masterclass for Noobs to build a $15,000/mo online business as wellDidact Cost: 500
30 Days Of DPUG-AI
A state of the art AI trained on the DPU Curriculum, constantly being improvedDidact Cost: 1500
A Fully Development Software
Sell it, distribute it, do whatever you want, you own itDidact Cost: 10000